Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
ms-basswaldorf: So no one could tell what side he was on.
This literally happened.
Me : Hey Lydia ! It's your birthday today right ?
Lydia : Yeah :)
Me : Oh okay ! Thank you.
Lydia : ..... ?
Me : I mean Happy Birthday ! Hahahaha.
Lydia : .... Thank you :p
Me : ..... * runs away *
You in every Math Class. →
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!