Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
"hey what’s the date?"
THIS LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN REGISTER AS INCORRECT TO ME
I READ IT AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES THEN I SCROLLED DOWN THEN I WENT BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE DING DONG DANGIT HOW DID I NOT REALIZE
DING DONG DANGIT
cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
*steps in something wet while wearing just socks* *screams for 68 years*